[Guy singing upbeat pop music]

thelingerieaddict: retrogirly: Jayne Mansfield Want that...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:09:20 -0400

retrogirly:

Jayne Mansfield

Want that dress.

DAMN GURL

strandbooks: Top: Kurt Vonnegut frolicking with Pumpkin. Bottom...

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 17:37:27 -0500

Top: Kurt Vonnegut frolicking with Pumpkin.

Bottom Left: Mark Twain and shoulder kitty.

“Some people scorn a cat and think it not an essential; but the Clemens tribe are not of these.”

Bottom Right: William Faulkner and his equally distinguished canine friends. (Photo Henri Cartier-Bresson)

More Adorable Pictures of Famous Writers and Their Pets on Flavorpill.

YES.

"The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and..."

Mon, 26 Nov 2012 20:02:37 -0500

“The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.”

- F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via larmoyante)

Holy fucking shit. This is my life in a nutshell.

Matthew Gray Gubler’s reasons to stay alive Needed this today.

Mon, 19 Nov 2012 23:04:05 -0500

Matthew Gray Gubler’s reasons to stay alive

Needed this today.

Middle Class White People Ennui

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 21:06:02 -0500

Trying to decide between entire bottle of wine or going to the gym. I think I know which way this night is going.

When my friend tells me that one day it will be "my turn"

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 02:28:05 -0500

myfriendsaremarried:

Actually, this is my mom. But still. Same thing.

When filling out job apps...

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 21:34:18 -0500

I really want to write “dat ass” under “additional qualifications.” Am I allowed to do that?

every me and every you

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 01:58:23 -0500

Yeah, that title is totally a reference to that emotionally overwrought, overplayed song from Placebo. You might also recognize it from that late 90s trainwreck-of-a-film, Cruel Intentions.

You might also recognize it from my not-yet-made trainwreck of a life. Just kidding. Sort of. You see, I’m listening to the Cruel Intentions soundtrack and a fuckton of Nirvana and Pearl Jam, reminiscing while drunk in my bedroom.*

*Bedroom is located in the basement of my parents’ house. I am closing in on 25 years of age. FUCK. ME.

I suppose there isn’t much to say, except that every time I hear the opening to Bittersweet Symphony, Smells Like Teen Spirit, Glycerine, or any Pearl Jam song- I am automatically transported back to a time when things were simpler. I suspect everybody has a similar response when they hear music from their childhood, regardless of age/time/place. It just feels so fucking intangible now.

The nineties, for me- were a time of trapper keepers and candy, drinking as much Dr. Pepper as I could handle, skipping rocks on the lake at my family’s cabin, long drives with my family, winters punctuated by the sheer joy of snow days, hot and sticky summers that smelled of tar.

There was no cancer at that point. Not in my immediate family, anyways. My grandmother was diagnosed and eventually passed away, and I suppose that was my first real loss. But for the most part, it was quiet. Peaceful. I was bullied at school but dealt with it in the way most smart kids do - withdrawl and deep loyalty to my few friends. It was manageable. In memories, everything kind of glazes over with this weird, sparkling sheen. I am pretty sure it’s called nostalgia.

Gym Thoughts, No. 1

Fri, 09 Nov 2012 23:55:59 -0500

These little personal fans on treadmills are fucking fantastic!

*burps up garlic chicken pizza*

Fuck these fans.

mrstater: If Westeros had a picture book to teach preschoolers...

Fri, 09 Nov 2012 23:52:03 -0500

mrstater:

If Westeros had a picture book to teach preschoolers the house sigils and words, Eric Carle would write and illustrate it. Inspired by Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See?

I’m a fucking nerd.

crookedindifference: The Moon Christmas Coloring Book...

Fri, 17 Aug 2012 20:08:28 -0400

crookedindifference:

The Moon Christmas Coloring Book (1970)

best. ever.

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 17:46:33 -0400

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Don’t EVER be this man.

Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:07:17 -0400

Don’t EVER be this man.

Yessss

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 17:25:20 -0400

year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH
child:
mother: DA DA DA DA DADADA DA CIRCUS DADA DA DA DADADA DA AFRO CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO POLKA DOT POLKA DOT POLKA DOT AFRO

robert-downey-jesus: Props to scienceweasels for this one....

Mon, 18 Jun 2012 22:01:23 -0400

robert-downey-jesus:

Props to scienceweasels for this one. also I hope I spelled both “science” and “weasels” correctly.

Photo

Mon, 18 Jun 2012 01:58:33 -0400

curvyisthenewblack: Christina Hendricks

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 17:32:50 -0400

curvyisthenewblack:

Christina Hendricks

"Gravity can not be held responsible for people falling in love."

Wed, 23 May 2012 03:54:06 -0400

““Gravity can not be held responsible for people falling in love.””

- Einstein